Bore, verb: to weary by being dull, uninteresting, or monotonous.
from Webster’s New World College Dictionary, 4th Edition
The Olympics.
Willa Cather.
Wrestling.
Reading comments on YouTube.
Every job I’ve ever had.
Furniture stores.
Hearing about people I knew in high school, and what they’re up to now.
Any film student’s opinion of any movie.
Bob Dylan.
MySpace.
Family Guy.
People who love Bob Dylan.
High profile lawsuits.
The word “ostensibly.” It is overused, mostly by columnists and bloggers who want to sound smart.
Theories that Shakespeare was really someone else.
Sports News.
Facebook.
Listening to My Sharona.
Feminist interpretations of classic literature.
America’s Got Talent.
Telling people what I’ve been up to lately.
“Graphic novels.” (You are an adult. Put down the comic book.)
Every nightclub I’ve ever been to.
Almost every bar I’ve ever been to.
Anime.
Large apartment complexes.
Unremarkable architecture.
Steve Jobs.
News of the mortgage crisis.
Oprah.
Chef Gordon Ramsay and his tantrums.
Those stupid Manga books. Why do they have to be backwards?
Improv comedy.
Anything relating to Batman.
Looking for parking.
The latest Apple product.
Celebrity impersonations.
Matt Schiavenza - Things That Bore Me said,
September 17, 2008 at 1:48 pm
[...] homage to my friend Andrew, here are some things that bore [...]